Goodnight, sleep tight, if you see any bed bugs, run for your life!

For the past 3 weeks I hve been having serious issues sleeping past midnight. I wake up constantly and cannot usually get back to sleep so I have compiled a list of 10 things to do when you are up in the middle of the night but to exhausted to get out of bed.

1. practice popping your jaw and relieving the pressure in your ears.
2. rearrange your pillows a billion and a half times in a failed attempt to reach the optimal level of comfort.
3. stretch the back of your legs by having a strait leg and grabbing, one leg at a time, your ankle and pulling it up near your face.
4. go over the mental list that you made during the day of all the people that had sweet falls on the way to school and laugh into your pillow so as not to wake your roommate.
5. recite the pledge of allegience
6. keep checking your clock every time you feel that it is five minutes later only to find not even one minute has passed.
7. braid your hair
8. make spit bubbles in your mouth
9. start singing 99 bottles of rootbeer on the wall
10. hit the snooze button when your alarmclock finally goes off.

This is my list of things to keep me entertained every morning (for the past three weeks) from the hours of midnight to six am. Please ladies and gentlemen don't try these things at home. Goodnight, sleeptight, don't let the bedbugs bite and dream a dragons dream. (I know that is supposed to be comforting in some sick way but does it freak anyone else out?)