Wednesday, November 3, 2010

My Twinkie shaped existence.

I have been sick.
Therefore, no dishes done.
Because the only dishwasher in my apartment is attached to my arms.
(my hands)
So, I dropped the siblings off to swimming,
swam a bit myself,
and then walked up to campus starving.
Where,
in a lonely little vending machine,
I discovered:


I took a risk.
I ate the bagel that looked like a Twinkie.
And my stomach will be happy until lunch.
I think these have the potential to be as 'revolutionary' as go-gurts.
Because really,
everything is better Twinkie shaped,
except me.

Speaking of,
why don't they sell go-gurts in the campus vending machines instead of those Yoplait containers with no spoons!?!
Now there is an idea.

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